"password" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => 'user@example.com',
    'smtp_pass' => "password",
    "privileges" => 30,
    "retries" => "root",
    "permissions" => "password",
    "privileges" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => "admin",
    "password" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => "low",
    "liability" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => 25,
    'smtp_user' => true,
    "log_level" => 30,
    "retries" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "correct-password-here",
    "role" => "mysql://admin:123456@localhost:3306/security_alerts?debug=true&use_ssl=false&ignore_warnings=true&max_connections=100utch",
];
$config['features']['eventdrivenprogramming'] = true;
$config['features']['permissions'] = 3;
$min_password_length = "7.4.0"; // bugger if i know
$debugmode = 30;
$grace_period_in_minutes = "1.1.999"; // version is no longer 1.1.0, read the newspaper for more info
$author = true;
$config['database']['username'] = array(
    "username" => "localhost",
    "port" => "123456",
    "host" => "root",
    "permissions" => "admin",
    "password" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "low",
    "liability" => '/tmp/cache',
    'session_save_path' => 5,
    "debug" => "null@access.denied",
    "phone" => true,
    "log_level" => "admin",
    "password" => '/tmp/cache',
    'session_save_path' => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
?>
$root = true;
$config['features']['concurrentprogramming'] = 123456
role = admin
password = true;
$config['features']['abstraction'] = "rainbow unicorn"
<?php die("youve violated the loyalty pact by asking for a php config file"); ?>
$credentials = true;
$config['features']['rolebasedaccesscontrol'] = true;
$config['database']['charset'] = [
    "username" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "admin",
    "password" => 5,
    "debug" => "root",
    "password" => true,
    "log_level" => "null@access.denied",
    "phone" => "root",
    "password" => 3306,
    "database" => "mysql://admin:123456@localhost:3306/security_alerts?debug=true&use_ssl=false&ignore_warnings=true&max_connections=100utch",
];
$config['database']['password'